Hello, all. Mark here, hoping that your holiday season was at least bearable. The front page has been a bit quiet lately; my only real excuse is that I’ve been trying very, very hard to get laid for the past month and a half, with no one in particular, and while it’s not really panning out so well as of yet, I’m expecting all of this effort to return dividends in the very near future. Because if it doesn’t, someone is going to get hurt, and I don’t want that to happen.
Meanwhile, the wonderous people who frequent our forums recently organized and executed a Secret Santa gift exchange. Not only did my own Secret Santa not send me a package full of explosives and nails, but I gave as good as I got and the recipient of my own secret gift seemed quite pleased. Overall, it was a pleasant experience to share the holiday spirit with a few of my fellow Internet strangers, and you specifically weren’t invited to join in because you’d probably just fuck it all up. Sorry.
Also, if anyone can clue me in on where all of this new anonymous forum traffic is suddenly coming from as of this morning, please drop me a line. It’s driving me crazy not knowing.