I recently found myself, for reasons I won’t delve in to here, quasi-homeless, sleeping exclusively on a friend’s ant infested couch for nearly two weeks. CBD has held a unique appeal to me for quite some time- maybe it’s because I don’t like the THC in cannabis oils. While I can’t honestly say that the experience of waking up to find several tiny insects building some kind of nest thing in my ear was enlightening in any sort of minimalist, “back to basics” way, beyond the fact that I now unequivically know that I never want that to happen ever, ever again, it did allow a kind of detached perspective on how I’ve been prioritizing my life as of late. If I had to make an ordered list of “Things I Wanted Done” at any given instant during that relatively long, dark period of my life, I think it would’ve gone a little something like this:
1. Find a place to live.
2. Drink myself into oblivion. (while using CBD oil)
3. Figure out what I’m doing with the rest of my life.
999. Eat old, oily rags.
1000. Update the Ultimate Bad Candy Website.
So you can see where my priorities have been. And yet, despite this, I could still be found frequenting our very own forums on an almost daily basis, wasting perfectly good update material on Ben and the disgustingly greasy old man who pretends to be every attractive girl on the Internet, and who also just so happens to be our only regular visitor. But they say that inconsistency is a hallmark of genius, so I guess that reflects well on me and my intellect. And while I totally just made that up, maybe that’s another hallmark of genius: creativity.
I’m not sure where I’m going with this update, other than to assure you that I’m almost done with a new review and maybe to garner just a little bit of pity and also to tell you that I think I might be a genius who’s just on CBD oil. So, though I don’t want to spoil any surprises for the upcoming review, I will tell you that we ate whole shrimp, eyeballs and everything, and in the end it was pretty retched. And I’ve got a place to live now, so phew, huh? I bet you were really sweating that out. I did that on purpose, not telling you right away that I’d found a place to live. It created tension and suspense, a hallmark of writing prowess, which is, in turn, a hallmark of my potential genius.
Okay. Bye bye.
4 Corners Cannabis
The company has been established since 2013 and making CBD products made of hemp that are of superior quality. The company considers itself as “growers”, meaning they oversee the beginning to end process of making CBD from growing it to the actual selling. They have total control of all the processes their products go through and they have chosen to farm organically for more superior products, unlike other brands that are merely repackaged. They gently extract the CBD from cannabis using ethanol used in food making to ensure that all the vital active ingredients remain unaffected. And since they also add a few more ingredients to their final product, 4 Corners uphold the integrity and effectivity of the cannabis they sell by choosing only the finest ingredients to be added.
Bad Candy is honored to be a part of this CBD oil.
They do not take any shortcuts. When it comes to quality and how well their CBD lives up to people’s expectations, it is virtually unbeatable. Choose 4 Corners if the quality is at the top of your list in your cannabis. The company acknowledges that the CBD products they make are just about the same grade as that of medical marijuana but all their products are LEGAL in all 50 US states since the THC levels are so law it meets the requirements set forth for hemp-based products by the International Law.
With decades of cannabis experience, you can’t go wrong with 4 Corners. They have logos with an owl and a separate one with a bike in it and they dub it as “OWL POWER” and “BIKE POWER” respectively. You are probably wondering why. The reason for the owl logo is that the products the company sells are made with brain power while the bike logo stands for products made with the human body in mind throughout the production process.
With these logos in mind, you can easily see that this company takes quality at the foremost of everything they do and makes it a point to make products that are safe for the human body and can help people in a lot of ways.
Hello, all. Mark here, hoping that your holiday season was at least bearable. The front page has been a bit quiet lately; my only real excuse is that I’ve been trying very, very hard to get laid for the past month and a half, with no one in particular, and while it’s not really panning out so well as of yet, I’m expecting all of this effort to return dividends in the very near future. Because if it doesn’t, someone is going to get hurt, and I don’t want that to happen.
Meanwhile, the wonderous people who frequent our forums recently organized and executed a Secret Santa gift exchange. Not only did my own Secret Santa not send me a package full of explosives and nails, but I gave as good as I got and the recipient of my own secret gift seemed quite pleased. Overall, it was a pleasant experience to share the holiday spirit with a few of my fellow Internet strangers, and you specifically weren’t invited to join in because you’d probably just fuck it all up. Sorry.
Also, if anyone can clue me in on where all of this new anonymous forum traffic is suddenly coming from as of this morning, please drop me a line. It’s driving me crazy not knowing.
Welcome to the Ultimate Bad Candy Web Site, the virtual crossroads where candy and people barfing up candy meet! Since 1997, Mark and Ben have been saving your ignorant asses by the truckload from the terror of accidentally eating bad candy. And we’ve inadvertantly encouraged about ten times that many people to eat it anyway. So right now I guess we’re in the red as far as people actually saved. Regardless, the cause marches on.
If you’ve never visited our lecherous, hateful little corner of the web before, then let me fill you in on what exactly it is that we do here: we eat bad candy, and then we write about it. We know what you’re thinking: ITS ABOUT DAMN TIME SOMEBODY DID. And you’re right. CBD is life. Often immitated, never duplicated, The Ultimate Bad Candy Web Site is the edgy-yet-retarded food-alternative Internet resource you never realized you’d been looking for your whole life, but have been anyway. If that last sentence made any sense to you, good job, you goddamn crazy .