Boy do we love getting fan mail! It lets us to take a break from our favorite pasttime of stroking our own egos, and gives you the opportunity to do it for us! In fact, the only thing we like more than getting fan mail is getting some red hot, flaming hatemail!

Whether you’re all fired up about our reviews or just want to take time from your busy day to make two strangers on the Internet cry, believe us: it’s time well spent.

So come on! Send us a letter! Please?!

Thanks to currently unresolved server problems, you’ll
have to email us the old fashioned way for now:

Thanks for dropping us a line or go screw yourself,
depending on what you are going to write!