THE MESSAGEBOARDS ARE DEAD!
LONG LIVE THE MESSAGEBOARDS!

Dearest Friends:

As you may have noticed, shit has gotten fairly ridiculous around these parts. Posting is scarce, save the Internet robots that are trying, even as we speak, to ply us with ads for designer watches and virility tools.

No longer.

As much as it pains me to do so, I won't watch this once great community drown in a sea of Internet detritus. So I'm pulling the trigger and putting this mange-addled mutt down. I'm working on getting database back-ups of the boards for anyone who may be interested in hosting it elsewhere. In the meantime, I suggest joining us on Facebook. We have a group going. It's sad, but also it's a little bit magical.

Despite myself, I'll miss this place, and, by extension, you. Unless you are a total stranger or one of those spam-generating robots, in which case I invite you to eat a mouthful of hissing spiders.

Yours in Bad Candy,
Mark