Decker : 
Cadbury : I vote M. Bison for president
Decker : The Capcom Party already has their representative:
Foamy : Congrats Decker, you've raised being monotonous to a true art form. Go fuck yourself.
Decker :
(Showdown continues into another thread)
Dancin' Dude : It's not as bad as turning John Constantine into Keanu Reeves
Foamy : *world ends*
Decker :
Foamy : Yeah, I'm sorry, Decker is right: Keanu Reeves is the best person to play John Constantine. Sorry to put down your dream guy Decker, we all know the only thing more wooden than Keanu is your raging hard-on for his man meat. So once again: John Constantine, no one better than Keanu Reeves. Though I'm gonna go out on a limb and just assume you have NO FUCKING CLUE WHO HE IS OR WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT. You fucking illiterate shit monger. Take your finger out of your nose and read a book.
No-Doz : Yeah - a comic book!
Foamy : It'd be an improvement over the back of the cereal box. Have you found the Trixs Rabbit's way out of the magic forest and to the bowl of Trix yet?? Here's a tip: mazes are easier backwards.
Still: nice non-sequitar. Maybe you should get a dream diary and work on them throughout the day or something, just a suggestion.
And I really don't have to defend my position, it's not like anyone here has any type of coherent argument against me. Or even that they disagree. Just Ctrl Alt Fat Joke. Decker likes to draw two men having sex and damnit he's gonna FIND a reason to do it! I full on look forward to Decker's sudden realization of why he volunteered to surround himself in a tube with dozens of sweaty, lonely men for weeks on end.
But it doesn't matter what I say; I could have typed out the Declaration of Independence and Decker would just throw up something about gay people or asses or being fat and the morons would laaaaaaaaugh. 'Look how sophisticated and refined I am hey lookit the perty picture of gay people! My life done be complete! Hahahahaha!!'
Decker :
Bad Candy Mark : Foamy is the rarist of rarities: the perfect comedic foil.
Foamy : You're saying what exactly?
No-Doz : You're killing me, stop it.
~Additionally, this is probably one of the funniest things I've seen on the internet, aside from the whole thread it stemmed from. I actually have this thread still bookmarked.~Miko
