GhettoEvrAGhettoEvrA is a giant (6'8) half-Mexican who resides in the State of Washington. In fact, he is now recognized by the state as their "National Mexican," and his gleaming brown visage has been prominently integrated into the state flag (picture pending). The governor of Washington has called GhettoEvrA "our greatest natural and least lazy resource." According to his messageboard profile thingy, he is a janitor by day and wannabe rockstar by night. This is slightly untrue, as both activities occur at night. He is politically conservative in most ways, and enjoys drinking large amounts of Miller High Life. If you ever even seen a welfare check, or maybe know what one is, he probably hates you, you worthless societal drain GET A FUCKING JOB. He once took a trip to Portland for the sole reason of meeting Mark Mahoney. After meeting him at the fabled Ground Kontrol arcade, he promptly wept. Unfortuantely, difficulties with his digital camera forced the event to go un documented. Nobody believes that this happened, including and especially Mark. Current Allies:
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