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Everybody claims to hate Mr. Filter, but really they love him and wish he were around more. Although we all know now that Mrs. Filter wears the pants in the family.

Tropical Sabre was this one dude that sucked. QUESTION TO ALL: Was this that gay that was annoying with all his over-fagnicity? >> I think you might be thinking of Kehoe

Justin got banned for being a dumb asshole

Necromancer9999 was this other dude that sucked.

General Mageta was yet another dude that sucked. He wanted everyone to join his video gaming clan. He begged Mark to fix the misspelling of his username.

Foamy was this other other dude that a lot of people thought sucked but a lot less than some of the other trolls. His likes include patrol bears and butter. Participated in the Foamy Chronicles.

Nobody liked the Steves, and that caused Nik to leave, and we never did find out where her chin went.

T-Sword was the earth's greatest hero.

Kevin73 however was her most brilliant strategic mind.

Pinkie's mom is a Jeopardy Champion. The Jew's fiendish skullduggery knows no bounds. I'm just sayin'.....

Sitcom character or Dictator?


16/07/2003 - Steyr joins boards - requests boob pics


Board Trends

Internal Server Error it happens to the best of us, and sometimes we ignore it and sometimes we swear we didn't hit the submit button again (yeah, right). Anyway, this is why everyone always repeats what has already been repeated... usually with much hilarity ensuing. Usually.

Forbidden Words Certain words when entered into forum topics will automatically be converted to a set of corresponding alternate words upon submission of the post. The full list of words is not officially known other than to the administrators Bad Candy Mark and Bad Candy Ben, however the two most widely know are the word ‘French’ (which converts to 'Freedom') and the word ‘Cunt’ (converting to VenusEnvy).

I Hate the New Guy A concept introduced by user Jryan in an often vain attempt to allow newest registered users a chance to be introduced. The joke being that the newest users shouldn’t have anyone hating them yet although there’s already a thread about them and how much everyone hates them.

‘Random’ This concept was introduced to the Bad Candy message boards by user John Cheese as a way to curtail thread count within forums. Most infant message boards, in an attempt to increase post count and thread count, have the trend where users will simply start new threads on just about anything resulting in duplicate threads and junk threads. A designated ‘Random’ thread is essentially the agreed upon dumping ground for all random posting that otherwise would account for an entire thread basically constituting of one post and not much else. Though if you think too long about how the Random Crap section needs a set of random threads to contain all of the pure randomness, your brain might explode.

Page Cap There’s an unofficial moratorium on page count within threads that was started by moderator Dancin' Dude which puts a cap on threads at 100 pages. It’s up to moderators to catch threads at 100 pages and block them from further posts however users will try and sneak pages over 100 into threads when moderators are not on.

Tard Blocking The general blocking of threads in progress so that no user other than moderators can post in the thread. Tard blocking occurs when a thread is at 100 pages, is created by a bot or is too retarded to go on living. Hence, the thread is blocked from tards posting in it or being perpetuated by the tards that created it.

Secret Santa Emulating other message boards, the secret Santa trend started in 2004 whereby regular and semi-regular users would collectively agree to participate in a secret Santa program. Responses have been good enough to keep the trend going for three consecutive years. The organizers of the event have been users droid77 and Dancin' Dude. Users wishing to participate in the secret Santa program would send their real names and addresses to whomever was the organizer of the event for the year. The organizer would then randomly match up the participating users and email the pertinent address and name data to each participating user. Typically, the way of alerting users as to the success and/or failure of the program is placed in a sticky thread within the Random Crap section.

Bad Candy Directory Started and administered by user Mouko31 in 2006, the Bad Candy Directory is a participatory program existing to provide regular users with personal information about each other as far as geographic location and phone numbers are concerned. Birthed as an idea to keep users connected in the ‘real’ world in case of travel and having a human contact in areas of the US and Canada outside of the message board, it has had mixed reviews. Seemingly, the only usage it has received to date has been by the user Noodulz to contact via phone as many users on the list for a period of time in late 2006 while intoxicated.

Hall Of Fame A permanent topic within the Random Crap thread, the hall of fame is a thread used specifically for preserving and calling attention to posts that users find particularly funny. The thread itself is not a discussion thread and indeed, any posted discussion is typically deleted by moderators. It exists to showcase postings that have caused users to actually LOL. Always sticky, most likely because John Cheese started it.

World Of Warcraft Guild An ofshoot of the BC community is the bad candy Alliance guild ‘Honey Bunches of Death’ on the Proudmoore server in the MMORPG World of Warcraft. The guild is open to all users within Bad Candy however is primarily used only by 5 with occasional usage by some dozen more. The guild was formed in 2005 by Jryan as he was already involved with the game. As such, in an attempt to stay connected within the game all new users have been primarily Alliance characters however with the expansion of the game on 1/16/07 the guild collectively decided to create a Horde guild and begin playing the other side of the game. Bad Candy Mark, SCB2525 and Halfassedslackin cannot stand the fact that his boards have been partially co-opted by this nerd elf bullshit.

Team High Five

Bad Candy Olympics

Mahow Mahow

Alts

Wokka

Punfests

Recurring Jokes and Oddities of Note

Meltdowns

Japan Four

Jeopardy

CupCakes

ATOR

Recurring Quotes

"You let some random guy have sex with you and spit in your mouth and slap you in the face for a video on the Internet"

"And the ever popular " Posting your boobs on the intraweb" has brought fame and fortune to many"

"I'm just sayin....."

"This is the most important thing that has ever happened."

"Teh Suck", "Teh Sex" and/or "Teh Funnay"

"Ghostride the Whip"

The Bad Candy IRC Chat Room saw it's day come and go. Pico was ALWAYS there, and you could bank on that. Will it come around again? One can only hope.

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