JryanJryan is an A.D.D. riddled free thinker that is at once loathed and mildly well-thought-of by most people on the board. He is a big behemoth of a man at 6'3" and tipping the scales at 300 lbs. He is generally loathed because he sees no throw-away jab beyond examination... which generally kicks up a shit storm in those memebers that don't like having their world view tested with actual questions. But even the likes of No-Doz and Noodulz have had moments where they liked the cut of his jib. Like the time he ate No-Doz. There is also resentment under the surface for all those projects that he started and never finished.... like the stories about how board members will die... he still owes Pinkie and Rubyhellcat a death story. He actually KNOWS the general story of both of the deaths, but he gets bored easily and hasn't taken the time to write them. What he doesn't owe anyone currently is a biewbiew...MissRayden received one for Secret Santa 2005 and no one since has been deserving enough to receive another. Then there is Ellen?. That crazy sociopathic lesbian that made a brief appearance in the Nerd forum. He got bored with that too.... so her story is still unfinished as well. Somewhere deep down droid77 has never forgiven him. Fun Facts: - He has officially quit the forum three times. - He invented the BC Olympics?.. but the only really memorable thing to come out of that was the Pervnastics? event. - He once wrote a whole post to teach people TCP/IP. - Contrary to popular opinion, No-Doz wasn't really the first "How they die" story... it was actually Saigner Noir over a year earlier. - He got the title "Official Poker" because it turned out he asked for it a long time ago... not necessarily because he was an ass as he once thought. - He suffers from A.D.D. and dyslexia. Which generally means he spells everything terribly and is too distracted to proof read what he writes. - He likes to think of himself as an artist even though he hasn't spent any considerable time on drawing anything in going on 8 years. "It's my retirement insurance!" he likes to tell people.. but really he is just bored with it. - Is allied with GhettoEvrA because he is a good guy and also because should GhettoEvrA ever leave Bad Candy the whole site would suddenly become the breeding ground for the gay communist party. Steyr may hold the line for a while... he has guns and stuff.. but he's Canadian, after all. shaithis77, droid77 and BC Ben all seem rather level headed but it is only a matter of time... they live in California. - He loves to use elipses while he types as he has a nervous habbit of hitting the "." key while he thinks. - His hobbies are computer games, reading, documentaries and fierce political debate. - He likes to think of himself as having a hard exterior and a soft mushy interior... but all signs point to the opposite being true. - Though he has a high IQ, he possesses retard strength. - He plans on expanding this section... but probably won't. (editors notes: Hahahaha! You think I don't have ADD? Look at the revision history bitches! Feast or famine with me!) I must say, much more robust than I would have done you narssicistic glutton. I was going to just write "totally gay" and have a link to that VB pic. ~droid - Hobbies include editing his own Wiki page and then masturbating to pictures of himself. |