The boards have seen a lot of comedy, and even more tragedy, but probably mostly awkward, blank stares throughout the course of their existence. Here's an incomplete listing of the players, ranked in descending order of homosexuality:
- Viciousbubble, while controversial is pretty much the greatest all around guy ever. Everyone else is incidental and probably gay. But not as gay as Viciousbubble. It should also be mentioned that he Viciousbubble is too fat for the revolution, but that he sees this as his path to greatness.
- Chump can combat kick you so hard your face will give birth
- Another hero of the internet is Jryan, his girth is the stuff of legends and his fervor for protecting the middle class makes authority figures everywhere look like hobos in comparison. Sworn enemy of No Doz, champion of the freaks and created by Hephaestus as the ultimate weapon against the Bush family.
- GhettoEvrA is the savior of the beaten down, unnappreciated, pederast slanted masses. He enjoys tacos, Mark Mahoney, Pinkie, SilverMiko's breasts, Seanbaby, and being a self hating mexican who wishes he was a white upper middle class frat boy so hard. That's true. He does.
- SCB2525's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors.
- Also BC Ben has no clue what he's doing. It is commonly believed that Bad Candy Mark is the most homosexual of the two, but common people are often wrong.
- And then there's Kevin73.
- Onion13 fucked your mom twice.
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- droid77
- blinkbaby
- Weenus
- Pico
- DataReaper
- Wittlepanther, a young Canadian librarian who valiantly defended Canada and her library from the Canadian Robot Holocaust before being buried alive in the rubble.
- SkaPixy
- rubyhellcat - skates, bakes the occasional cupcake, standard isssue girl stuff but obsessed with the coming Zombie Apocolypse
- Sean Hexed - an account that was set up for him and then never used. Some friend.
- Serendipity3 - marriage to DaWook still pending.
- Shabba-Doo - currently AWOL...UPDATE: Maybe he's back?
- Steyr - see breasts
- Dancin’ Dude
- John Cheese
- Decker like to drink, Decker like to smoke, Decker like to mix Arm and Hammer with his coke
- Bob - think pink
- Shaithis77
- 2 Mounties with pointy sticks are trying to foil Halfassedslackin's invasion plans.
- SaignerNoir
- Hairspray Queen
- Tanga
- Tucka
- Evil Ernie
- majicbicycle
- Lumps
- General Mageta
- MissRayden - known for house burning skills and failing left hand. Also is the cause of most/every robot holocaust.
- Kaineslate
- Kitty-Chan
- Mouko31
- Indydedon'ts
- pinkparts
- bubblesmustdie
- WasabitheJ
Note that many members are guilty of having dragged their significant others to the boards, usually with mixed to poor results.
