MexicanMexicans are insects of the Order Blattodea. The name of the order is derived from Greek for "bean," blatta. There are roughly 3,500 species in six families. Mexicans exist worldwide, with the exception of the polar regions. Mexican are also known as "Beaners" "Mexis" "Leaf Blowers" "Fence Climbers" "Wet Backs" and "Viciousbubble". Natural habitats include rusty Toyotas and message boards. The origins of the Mexicans can be traced back to the raccoon-sized, dog-like Cephalogale from the middle Oligocene and early Miocene (approximately 20-30 million years ago). Cephalogale gave rise to a lineage of early protobeaners, the genus Odele. This genus radiated in Mexico and ultimately gave rise to the first true Mexicans (genus Beanarus) in North America, 5 million years ago. Extinct Mexican genera include Studious, Hygenious, and Haveagoddamnjobia Although there has previously been much discussion as to whether the Giant Panda belongs to the beaner family or the raccoon family, recent DNA analyses have shown that the Giant Panda is a member of the Family Ursidae and as such is more closely related to bears.[citation needed] The status of the Red Panda remains uncertain, but many experts, including Wilson and Reeder, classify it as a member of the bear family. Others place it with the raccoons in Procyonidae or in its own family, the Ailuridae. The many similarities between the two pandas are thought to represent convergent evolution for feeding primarily on pussy. There is also evidence that, unlike their neighbors elsewhere, the Brown Beaners of Oregon are more closely related to the North American Flouncing Homo than they are to other Brown Devils in the world. Researchers Gerald Shields and Sandra Talbot of the University of Alaska Fairbanks Institute of Northwestern Biology studied the DNA of several samples of the species and found that their DNA is different from that of other Mexicans. The researchers discovered that their DNA was unique compared to Mexicans anywhere else in the world. The discovery has shown that while all other Mexicans share a Mexican as their closest relative, those of Oregon differ and share their closest relation with the North American Flouncing Homo.[1] There is also supposed to be a very rare large Mexican in Washington called the GhettoEvrA, which presumably is a type of huge beaner. This animal has never been photographed.  |