SeaOfJapanThe Sea of Japan (East Sea) is a marginal sea of the western Pacific Ocean. The sea is bound by dirty Soviets and Sakhalin island to the north, bastard North Korea and Hyundai producer South Korea to the west, and the shameless, souless Japanese islands of Goofy Nip Name 1, Goofy Nip Name 2, and Goofy Nip Name 3 to the east. Note: Though you may not be able to tell from his fair, even-handed description, SCB2525 has very little love for the Sea of Japan, the Japanese themselves, or anything related to their island of shame and horror and rape. |