Steyr A Canadian and long time regular user, Steyr is the oldest member of the message boards in terms of years alive. Although living as a hermit in the southeast of Canada and fortified in his off-the-grid bunker against zombie attack, his unrelenting passion is to get female posters to show him pictures of their tits to ease his self-imposed solitude. Typically, he is unsuccessful in his attempts which have earned his title of ‘Still Titless’ however failure in his endeavors has not hindered him on his quest. Has cultivated an ever-fascinating yet totally unremarked-upon habit of putting spaces both before and after his punctuation. ("Boobies !!! Pls thx .") Sucks at Haiku. |