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Swooping

The main affair of goth/industrial clubs spread across the filthy, sprawling length of Los Angeles. The process of swooping involves the following:

1. Become pale and alone.
2. Go to a club.
3. Wear a cape.
4. Stretch the cape out with your arms.
5. Run around screaming "I'm Dracula! I'm Dracula!"
6. ????
7. PROFIT

Advanced swooping involves dipping close to the floor while doing so.

See: Bad Candy Ben, Kid Dracula